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Jordan Rivers
Oct 14, 20202 min read
An observation:
I find that these days, unless I'm with my most trusted friends, I think twice before expressing what music or films I enjoy. I didn't...
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Jordan Rivers
Oct 6, 20193 min read
JOKER: Heath would be proud
Joker carries a dark undertone and turns it into a seething roar. Going into this film its impossible to not to know anything. The Joker...
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Jordan Rivers
Jan 1, 20194 min read
Aquaman: Non-Spoiler Review
Aquaman the lesser known member of The Justice League was a product of the 50s comic book scene and originally had blonde hair, blue eyes...
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Jordan Rivers
Sep 8, 20182 min read
The Nun: Like Sister Act but not good
The Nun plays out exactly how you would expect any sequel of a spin off to a sequel to. Exploring the history behind The Nun painting...
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Jordan Rivers
Aug 9, 20181 min read
HOW IT ENDS: I'll Never get that 113mins of my life back
Theres no point in me telling you about this film or what its about because none of it matters.Don't watch this. Just dont even. Go...
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Jordan Rivers
Jun 21, 20181 min read
Movie Idea: Paranormal Snacktivity
It's a 3minute short film of me looking in my empty fridge wondering where the food has gone, only to suddenly realise that, I, myself...
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Jordan Rivers
Jun 20, 20183 min read
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom- Non Spoiler Review
OK, I'm just gonna premise this by saying that I'm a 90s kid, Not only am I a 90's kid but I'm a 90's kid that recorded the first...
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Jordan Rivers
Jun 16, 20182 min read
Hereditary: NON-Spoiler Review
When the grandmother of a family passes away, everybody is left to deal with it in their own ways but as time passes the family realize...
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Jordan Rivers
Jun 3, 20181 min read
Upgrade: Non-Spoiler Review
If Blade Runner 2049 and John Wick had a baby, it would be UPGRADE. It’s hard to do anything original in sci-fi these days so the best...
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Jordan Rivers
Mar 29, 20181 min read
PACIFIC RIM 2: Non-Spoiler Review
If Tommy Wiseau had a baby with the writers of the Suite Life of Zack & Cody, that baby most likely wrote the dialogue in this film. The...
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Jordan Rivers
Sep 13, 20172 min read
Mother: Non Spoiler Review
75% of this movie is told through extreme close ups of our main character. Its affect is a truly claustrophobic and naked experience. As...
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Jordan Rivers
Aug 8, 20172 min read
War for the Planet of The Apes: Non-Spoiler Review
We all know the story of Planet of The apes and this film is the 3rd prequel to the 1968 classic. So far we’ve followed Ceaser the ape...
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Jordan Rivers
Jul 30, 20171 min read
The Killing Joke:Non-Spoiler Review
Damn, i really wanted that to be good. But that was just a long ass film with no pay off. The film finishes within 15minutes and then ...
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Jordan Rivers
Jul 28, 20172 min read
Moana Review: Non-Spoiler Review
Phew! Wow... I was really scared that, that was going to be shit or offensive. But I really enjoyed it! Its fun. It's beautiful and...
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Jordan Rivers
Jul 11, 20172 min read
Spiderman Homecoming: Non-Spoiler Review
I just want to start by saying that I’m not really a Spiderman fan and I also think Toby Mcguires Spiderman movie was my favorite, buuut...
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Jordan Rivers
Nov 11, 20161 min read
ARRIVAL: Non-Spoiler Review
If you liked Contact with Jodie Foster you'll love this. It's not a Hollywood film so if you're looking for action then you wont find it...
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Jordan Rivers
Jun 10, 20152 min read
Jurassic World: Non-Spoiler Review
Well in short, is it a good film?... not really. haha should you see it? YES. If you're anything like me who watched these films...
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Jordan Rivers
Jun 2, 20153 min read
My Old Man
My grandfather was born in Apia, Samoa in 1921. I was born in Wellington, New Zealand in 1992. He is the son of the great Samoan Chief,...
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Jordan Rivers
May 6, 20151 min read
Beyond The Black Rainbow: Non-Spoiler Review
If Stanly Kubrik and Andy Worhol some how had a baby, then that baby was raised by Steve Kuklinsky and Charles Manson... This movie is...
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