Jordan Rivers
An observation:
I find that these days, unless I'm with my most trusted friends, I think twice before expressing what music or films I enjoy. I didn't...
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JORDAN RIVERS CREATIVE
Actor//Writer//Director//Photographer
Actor//Writer//Director//Photographer
JORDAN RIVERS CREATIVE
Actor//Writer//Director//Photographer
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Jordan Rivers
- Oct 6, 2019
- 3 min
JOKER: Heath would be proud
Joker carries a dark undertone and turns it into a seething roar. Going into this film its impossible to not to know anything. The Joker...
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Jordan Rivers
- Jan 1, 2019
- 4 min
Aquaman: Non-Spoiler Review
Aquaman the lesser known member of The Justice League was a product of the 50s comic book scene and originally had blonde hair, blue eyes...
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Jordan Rivers
- Sep 8, 2018
- 2 min
The Nun: Like Sister Act but not good
The Nun plays out exactly how you would expect any sequel of a spin off to a sequel to. Exploring the history behind The Nun painting...
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Jordan Rivers
- Aug 9, 2018
- 1 min
HOW IT ENDS: I'll Never get that 113mins of my life back
Theres no point in me telling you about this film or what its about because none of it matters.Don't watch this. Just dont even. Go...
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Jordan Rivers
- Jun 21, 2018
- 1 min
Movie Idea: Paranormal Snacktivity
It's a 3minute short film of me looking in my empty fridge wondering where the food has gone, only to suddenly realise that, I, myself...
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Jordan Rivers
- Jun 20, 2018
- 3 min
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom- Non Spoiler Review
OK, I'm just gonna premise this by saying that I'm a 90s kid, Not only am I a 90's kid but I'm a 90's kid that recorded the first...
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Jordan Rivers
- Jun 16, 2018
- 2 min
Hereditary: NON-Spoiler Review
When the grandmother of a family passes away, everybody is left to deal with it in their own ways but as time passes the family realize...
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Jordan Rivers
- Jun 3, 2018
- 1 min
Upgrade: Non-Spoiler Review
If Blade Runner 2049 and John Wick had a baby, it would be UPGRADE. It’s hard to do anything original in sci-fi these days so the best...
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Jordan Rivers
- Mar 29, 2018
- 1 min
PACIFIC RIM 2: Non-Spoiler Review
If Tommy Wiseau had a baby with the writers of the Suite Life of Zack & Cody, that baby most likely wrote the dialogue in this film. The...
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Jordan Rivers
- Sep 13, 2017
- 2 min
Mother: Non Spoiler Review
75% of this movie is told through extreme close ups of our main character. Its affect is a truly claustrophobic and naked experience. As...
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Jordan Rivers
- Aug 8, 2017
- 2 min
War for the Planet of The Apes: Non-Spoiler Review
We all know the story of Planet of The apes and this film is the 3rd prequel to the 1968 classic. So far we’ve followed Ceaser the ape...
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Jordan Rivers
- Jul 30, 2017
- 1 min
The Killing Joke:Non-Spoiler Review
Damn, i really wanted that to be good. But that was just a long ass film with no pay off. The film finishes within 15minutes and then ...
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Jordan Rivers
- Jul 28, 2017
- 2 min
Moana Review: Non-Spoiler Review
Phew! Wow... I was really scared that, that was going to be shit or offensive. But I really enjoyed it! Its fun. It's beautiful and...
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Jordan Rivers
- Jul 11, 2017
- 2 min
Spiderman Homecoming: Non-Spoiler Review
I just want to start by saying that I’m not really a Spiderman fan and I also think Toby Mcguires Spiderman movie was my favorite, buuut...
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Jordan Rivers
- Nov 11, 2016
- 1 min
ARRIVAL: Non-Spoiler Review
If you liked Contact with Jodie Foster you'll love this. It's not a Hollywood film so if you're looking for action then you wont find it...
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Jordan Rivers
- Jun 10, 2015
- 2 min
Jurassic World: Non-Spoiler Review
Well in short, is it a good film?... not really. haha should you see it? YES. If you're anything like me who watched these films...
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Jordan Rivers
- Jun 2, 2015
- 3 min
My Old Man
My grandfather was born in Apia, Samoa in 1921. I was born in Wellington, New Zealand in 1992. He is the son of the great Samoan Chief,...
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Jordan Rivers
- May 6, 2015
- 1 min
Beyond The Black Rainbow: Non-Spoiler Review
If Stanly Kubrik and Andy Worhol some how had a baby, then that baby was raised by Steve Kuklinsky and Charles Manson... This movie is...
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